Some winter groaners...
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
Ear Muffs
Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.
Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"
The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."
"Why don't you wear them?" The Project Manager said.
The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND - STAY WARM!
A: Polaroids!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
Ear Muffs
Winters are fierce in Minnesota where he lives, so the owner of a construction project felt he was doing a good deed when he bought earmuffs for his foreman.
Noticing, however, that the foreman wasn't wearing the earmuffs even on the bitterest day, the project manager asked, "Didn't you like the muffs?"
The Foreman said, "They're a thing of beauty."
"Why don't you wear them?" The Project Manager said.
The Foreman explained, "I was wearing them the first day, and somebody offered to buy me lunch, but I didn't hear him! Never again, never again!"
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND - STAY WARM!
Ba ha ha ha ha! I love that first one the best.
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Too cute Jen! Great way to cheer all the frozen scrappers up. Take care and have a fun weekend.
ReplyDeleteThe first cartoon! AMAZING.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! I needed that:)
ReplyDeleteThat snowman picture is awesome!
ReplyDelete:) Thanks for the laughs!
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