Q. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
A. She can't find the eleven
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that considered a hostage crisis?
You know you're really drunk if you can't lie on the floor without holding on.
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Ah! Yes, love is blind, and marriage is and eye opener!
Just think, in a few million years Barney will be motor oil
Have a great day!
Where did you get those corny jokes? Thanks for the giggles.
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