The following are from: Funology
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
Friday is fun! Love corny jokes and these are definately corny!
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How fun! Thanks for the much needed chuckles. Xoxo
ReplyDeleteVery cute!!
ReplyDeleteHope you get some good news from the doctor soon!
Haha
ReplyDeleteHere's another one
"Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?"
He wanted to see time fly :)
So cute:) My husband is always happy when I can remember and tell him a joke! I'll have to steal one;)
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