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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
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Friday is fun! Love corny jokes and these are definately corny!
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How fun! Thanks for the much needed chuckles. Xoxo
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Haha
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"Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?"
He wanted to see time fly :)
So cute:) My husband is always happy when I can remember and tell him a joke! I'll have to steal one;)
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